Monday, September 19, 2011

What the fuck happened to ENGLISH.

Why is it that so many people have apparently forgotten the basic spoken language often referred to as English.  I was attempting to sell a product on Craigslist the other day and was bombarded by text messages asking how far I would travel to sell the item.  The problem was they didn't use a known spelling of half the words they sent.  The text went a little something like this. "Wats the farthest ur willing 2 meet.. im n the qc."  I have no fucking clue what they are saying. I am assuming they are saying What is the farthest you are willing to meet... Im in the Queen City.  No clue though.  I see this kind of shit on Facebook and all over the web.  no wonder all these other countries are doing so much better than us.  Look at what we have become. A bunch of fuck-tards that cant seem to spell simple things.  I mean how much time do you really save by typing in wats instead of Whats.  two fucking micro seconds maybe.  I mean Jesus Christ most sites including this one have the fucking red line under misspelled words that tell you its wrong.  USE IT.  If you are going to be a retard when it comes to spelling at least be dumb enough to pay attention to the built in dictionary/thesaurus that most typing apps/programs use.  My cell even has text prediction that pops up with possible words I am trying to spell.  LEARN TO SPELL CHECK PEOPLE.

Monday, September 12, 2011

I swear I'm not the devil.

I have almost come to the conclusion that I have lost all faith in religion in general. Here recently I have found myself reading books based on religous beliefs.  The few books I have read include a book titled jesus for the non religious.  This book goes into detail about how jesus may have been a real person but not a god.  Instead it points out how that in the time of the bible grammar wasn't what we see today so that when they tried to describe the acts of jesus they come off a little more than what they were.  It also points out how a lot of the new testament was written at least a decade after the crucifixion of jesus.  They didn't really have historians in the sense that we have so a lot of the bible is just one guys memory of what happened and we all know how memories go.  The other points are that a lot of the bible is just repeats of things they read from what we refer to as the old testament.  Another book which I suggest for everyone to read being Corey Taylor's "Seven Deadly Sins". This book goes into how all the deadly sins are utter bullshit and are actually what push us to be the people we ar today.  For instance we all think of glutney as over eating or glutens for punishment when in actuallity we arfe all glutens for everything from money to fame. We crave the attention. So after reading this book I realized wow religions just set us up to fucking fail every day .  The last book that I am reading now would be the satanic bible.  Now I know what you are thinking and no its not devil worship.  Its about accepting that you are human just a bigger sometimes better animal and that as such we have carnal needs and wants and why should we not try to fulfill those said ants and needs if they aren't hurting anyone else.  Do what you want livelife to the fullest fuck everyone else looking down on you from their high horse and just fucking be that's what I plan on doing if I die tomorrow I want to go down in a blaze of I did it instead of a stack of wish I would haves. That's all I got for now. Later.